Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the disappointed paraplegic say?

I will not stand for this.

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why did the bicycle fall down?

because it was two-tired.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.