Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

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What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

because it is two-tyred.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.