Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

Because they're two-tired.

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre