Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

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Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

because it is two-tyred.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.