Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight?

Ereptile Dysfunction.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)