Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

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What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?

A spinning wheel !