Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Because it's two tired.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?

A spinning wheel !

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.