Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.