One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.
It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.
Because they're paid to.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Because she couldn't stand him.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Santapplause !
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
