How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Cancer Patient Jokes More Cancer Patient Jokes

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Aww Jokes More Aww Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.