How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

Cancer Patient Jokes More Cancer Patient Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9

Aww Jokes More Aww Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."