One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Just two.
One.
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
They have bad mammaries.
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
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A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
Because they're dead.
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
