Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

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What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

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Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."