Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
They both start with you looking over your shoulder.
Look, no hands!
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
They both said they were just going to the store
Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs .... YOUR MOM.
Your mom.
In case they get a hole in one!
A bro-tato
You cut *Juan* out.
Squish it in your hand.
Because they are ugly and they stink.
Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."