Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

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What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear?

A cheeseburka

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What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."