Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
Because he looked pretty seedy!
He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Because it's mom was in a real jam.
A momma's boa.
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
Because they lactose.
4 or 5.
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
Because they are ugly and they stink.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
