Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
Because she was looking for a stable relationship.
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
Because it was cheesier said than done.
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
They both died on Thanksgiving
You're adopted."
Because their knee grows.
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
A family friend paying a visit.
1 dead baby in 5 trash cans
Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
