Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
me 30 minutes into dieting
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Dad.
Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.
They both like giving nickel rides to black men!
His mom was in a jam!
Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.
I feel a bit overdressed."
Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
They both have dead walkers.
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:
Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.