Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.