Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.