Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.