Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.