Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

Where do two electrons race?

On a circuit