Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

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What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)