Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

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Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

How do Russians in the taiga make fun of each other online?

bullying

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!