Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

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Bill Cosby Jokes More Bill Cosby Jokes

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot?

A Bill Cosby.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Where do two electrons race?

On a circuit