Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?

A chopper

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.