Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

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France Jokes More France Jokes

What is the bounciest place in France?

The dordogne.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.