Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.