Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.