Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Beaver E! Beaver E who?

Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us!

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

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How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

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Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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What do you call a hollow dachshund?

Holloween. (*Please don't report me)

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!