Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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A ban from the petting zoo.

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Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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The thief was spending less then his wife.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.