What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

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How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh