Rant Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !