Rant Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...