Rant Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What does a ghost drink?

Boo's.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

What's Kanye West's favorite fish?

TLOPia

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Hugh Jokes More Hugh Jokes

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh