Rant Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

What is Kanye West's favorite type of audio file?

wav

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What do bears take at raves?

Maully.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

The blonde has the higher sperm count.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end