When I rant as much as that people boo me too.
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Life eventually ends.
Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh
Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
A field of corn.
A tail pail!
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
They torque.
Hugh Heifer
They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
A philosorapper
Selfless
