What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.