What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.