What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Why do people like r/citrus?

It's sublime

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.