What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.