What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.