What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow.

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V?

Because they are always V-triggered

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.