What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !