What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.