Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

pssssssssssst

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.