Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

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How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake