Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How Many Feminist does it take to Screw SRSer ?

None, Even Feminist have standarts

What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems?

A feminist.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

pssssssssssst

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.