Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.