Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Goal Post Jokes More Goal Post Jokes

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!