Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

Goal Post Jokes More Goal Post Jokes

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!