Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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What video game console can you not be upset while playing?

The Nomad

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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How Many Feminist does it take to Screw SRSer ?

None, Even Feminist have standarts

How does a feminist know she's overweight?

She doesn't

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Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

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What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.