Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !