Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Goal Post Jokes More Goal Post Jokes

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.