Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

Goal Post Jokes More Goal Post Jokes

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !