Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Goal Post Jokes More Goal Post Jokes

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.