Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

Goal Post Jokes More Goal Post Jokes

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.