What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do a pirate wench and an alcoholic have in common?

They've both got a little Captain in them.

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks