What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

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What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.