What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.