What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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A Fungi!

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What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.