Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife?

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How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.