The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.
There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!
A: The fly.
The "spaghetto"
An offer you can't understand.
Only one of them is organized.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.
WITNESS ME!"