Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What is the national bird of Italy?

A: The fly.

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

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What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.