The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
They both like to crack open a cold one.
All that salt must make them thirsty.
When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
A: One of them is organized.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.
Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
