Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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The spaghetto.

What is the poor part of Italy called?

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What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Whack-A-Mole

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

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You let it sink in.