What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is H2O4?

Drinking

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.