What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

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What is the poor part of Italy called?

The spaghetto

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.