What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.