What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

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What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.