What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

What do you call the bad part of Italy?

Spaghetto.