What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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You invite two of them.

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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy?

A Spaghetto.

What do you get when you're sick in Italy?

Pox Romana