What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe