The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
Their middle name.
Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard
They always steal the green card.
Your job.
Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
He was looking for Pooh.
Because he plays with Pooh
a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...