The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
Because it keeps hitting pause.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
Carlos.
Robber ducks.
The same middle name.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
I've never smeared tigger on my face
a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...