What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

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Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)