What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)