What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)