What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)