What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.