What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

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What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

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What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake