What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a farmer count cows?

with a cow-calculator.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

a milkshake