Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake

What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

a milkshake

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

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What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

How did the New Orlean Pelicans get their name?

They should've gone with the Hurricanes.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Asparagus Jokes More Asparagus Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.