Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake

What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

a milkshake

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Legendairy Jokes More Legendairy Jokes

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Leg Ground Beef Jokes More Leg Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!