Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake

What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

a milkshake

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

Legendairy Jokes More Legendairy Jokes

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's scared of everything?

Coward!

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.