What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.