What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

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What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.