What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

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What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.