What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.