What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.