They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
A: Anything he wants to be called.
One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
For giving arms to Iraq.
A: He got arrested just like you would've.
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
