Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

Why was the liquor trader arrested?

Because he was in cider trading

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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