Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.