Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !
They'll turn it into a bombardeer
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.