Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
An -disiac.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
