What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.