What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."