What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong