What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.