What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"