Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !
A nun with a javelin through her head.
Because it saw the salad dressing
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
