Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

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What do soybeans call their mother?

Edamame.

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.