Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one