Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.