Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"