What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant?

A pretentious connoisseurous.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.