What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

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Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade