What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.