What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

Who is the most famous cow in France?

Albert Camoo