Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

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What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.