Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?

A chopper

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale