Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

How do you say car troubles in German?

Mein Karmph

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?

A chopper

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk