Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.