Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

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What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Who is the most famous cow in France?

Albert Camoo

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade