Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.