What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

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Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Celery Jokes More Celery Jokes

What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

Who's there ! Celery ! Celery who ?

Celery me you lunch will you I'm hungry !