What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.