Because he had a crack addiction.
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I was told they were sick of being subordinates.
Good buy.
Their celery!
Crate and Barrel.
He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.
Don't poop where you scoop.
You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
he threw out the W's
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
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At yeast he's a fungi.
Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot
It was a poultry amount
Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.
An immigrant.**
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
Lack of concentration.
Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.
Blowouts
None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!
Well, not all of them.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"
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I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
Their "Senor"ity!
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
They both have problems with delivery.
Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers
Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !
