Because he had a crack addiction.
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I was told they were sick of being subordinates.
Good buy.
Their celery!
Crate and Barrel.
He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.
Don't poop where you scoop.
You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
he threw out the W's
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
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At yeast he's a fungi.
Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot
It was a poultry amount
Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.
An immigrant.**
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
Lack of concentration.
They both hate the French press
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Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.
A raise in *celery*.
Celery me you lunch will you I'm hungry !
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
Well, the flag is a big plus.
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
One Brazillion.
None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
Eliphino
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
throw it on the ground and tampon it.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
