Worker Jokes

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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What do you want for your birthday?

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

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Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

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How does a blond cross the road?

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Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?