Worker Jokes

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

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What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

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Because he didn't habanero.

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

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What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

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We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!