Because he had a crack addiction.
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I was told they were sick of being subordinates.
Good buy.
Their celery!
Crate and Barrel.
He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.
Don't poop where you scoop.
You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
he threw out the W's
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
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At yeast he's a fungi.
Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot
It was a poultry amount
Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.
An immigrant.**
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
Lack of concentration.
Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one
The urge to crack open a cold one
You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!
how many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb Juan.
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Uniball
Spay Roses.
They both have problems with delivery.
The delivery.
When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.
Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Everyone is already in a caste