What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

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Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.