Mark is black.
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I have left my Mark on Mars"
shar pei
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
Two marks.
Philip Hoffman's belt.
A dog with a hair lip
The dead cat has skid marks around it.
The teacher marked him absent.
The arts student gets a mark for it.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
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Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*
gt marked as spam
Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !
Mark it as NSFW
Lycanthropee
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
X marks the pot, matey."
Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.
Marked down!
Because my marks are all 'E's.
With spirit levels.
Oh, hi Marks!
STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE: