How do you get a fool to read something?

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

Why can't you trick unemployed jesters?

Because they're nobody's fool

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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