What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

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What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.