Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

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What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

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What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!