Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !