Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

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Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !