Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

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Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Sorry Teacher Jokes More Sorry Teacher Jokes

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!