What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

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Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This"

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

Pdf File Jokes More Pdf File Jokes

What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Pdf Jokes More Pdf Jokes

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi