Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow. I'll show myself out...

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.