Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

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What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins