Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

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Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.