Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.