Import Jokes

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

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Loss Jokes More Loss Jokes

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

What do you call a Mexican who loss his car?

Carlos

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual?

Because the instructions were clear.

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

Setup Jokes More Setup Jokes

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.