Ukraine.
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They've got to get their 72 virgins
Because they already have Moscow.
Because they are **important**.
It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
So how do you drive this thing
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Because we're Snowedin.
You *berry* it.
Berry Christmas!
With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)
Six and a half books.
Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us
The second one.
Me: a vasectomy
A dry martinez.
They think outside the box.
It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.
Christian Bale.
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
