How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!