How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

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What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.