How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

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How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.