With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...
Tiger Woods has a better driver
One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.
Because he can't take a shot to the head.
The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"
With a pumpkin patch!
An untenable situation
One of them is a big puss
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
A mechanic.
Quantum Mechanics.
