With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...
The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.
A shot in the dark.
They always miss the shot
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
You use a pumpkin patch.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
Because all the politicians are in hell.
He has one clean finger.
