What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo "

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.