1 dead baby in 5 trash cans
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
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Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5
1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.
1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters