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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Finding a baby in two trashcans.

What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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