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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

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What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

What is a hurricane's favorite pet?

Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

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How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

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Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!