10 Tree Jokes

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

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