Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

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What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

What do you call a Jamaican squid?

Calamarley