Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks