What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.