What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

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How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes?

Bike-curious

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.