What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Why did the blonde run with the bike?

A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.