What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

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Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!