What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Asphalt Jokes More Asphalt Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.