What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.