What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..