What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.