Asphalt Jokes

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

When does a dog go "moo" ?

When it is learning a new language !

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What do you call a burning white guy?

A firecracker

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

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Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Cleopatra Jokes More Cleopatra Jokes

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"