Asphalt Jokes

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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Ooops, I burnt one!

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What's a crackhead with no drugs?

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

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tickle its balls.