What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.